Summers Advent Calendar 2016 - Day 10

A Vuvuzela. As annoying as those atrocious noisemakers were, wouldn't Summers patrons rather listen to that cacophonous monstrosity than listen to their friends prattle on or listen to more excuses from Joe?

Summers Advent Calendar 2016 - Day 9

Napkins. Because I don't know who has been using my seat, my utensils or my glass, napkins will help me wipe everything down one more time.

Summers Advent Calendar 2016 - Day 8

40th Anniversary edition of The Last Waltz. Because it is the best concert film of all time and Summers and staff could afford to learn a thing or two about music.

Summers Advent Calendar 2016 - Day 7

A soap box. Oh no, it's not for me to stand up on and rail against the terrible service at Summers and how shoddy and irresponsible the Summers management is, it's for the one bartender that can't see over the bar to see customers, let alone help them.

Summers Advent Calendar 2016 - Day 6

Microsoft Office. Mostly for Microsoft Word and its built-in spell check so the menus and the happy hour printouts don't make you look like an illiterate dumb-ass.

Summers Advent Calendar 2016 - Day 5

A new "Help Wanted" sign. Because Summers' best bartenders are leaving (or were let go for no reason) and the new ones that Joe is hiring have no clue what they're doing.

Summers Advent Calendar 2016 - Day 4

An extra TV remote. You know so Joe can put football games on tv when people ask for them rather than having them walk out the door.

Summers Advent Calendar 2016 - Day 3

Coasters. Summers has never been known for cleanliness, but the barbacks don't do much work so using coasters and never having to clean the top of of the bar makes everyone's life easier.

Summers Advent Calendar 2016 - Day 2

A bartender. Oh thank God. Summers could use a half-decent bartender because George is the worst.

Summers Advent Calendar 2016 - Day 1

A bottle of Tito's Vodka. It must be the extra bottle that one of the Summers staff accidentally borrowed or the bottle that Joe refused to order from VA ABC because his customers enjoyed Tito's.