I don't want to get off on another rant here, but why did Joe destroy the one good thing about Summers? Joe, why did you pave paradise?
They painted the old back room, put up the new Redrum
With a pink ascot, a Yuengling, and a swinging hot spot
Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got til its gone
They painted the old back room, put up the new Redrum
They took all the good bartenders, put them in a good bartender museum
Overcharged all the people on their drinks just to see 'em
Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got til its gone
They painted the old back room, put up the new Redrum
Hey Terry, Terry, put away the Red-Headed Sluts now
Give me sparks on my apples, but tell me about the birds & the bees
Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got til its gone
They painted the old back room, put up the new Redrum
Late last night, I heard Summers New Door Slam
And the Big Yellow Taxi took away my cd of Wham
Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got til its gone
They painted the old back room, put up the new Redrum
Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got til its gone
They painted the old back room, put up the new Redrum
It didn't take the Red Room for me to know that Green was better.
ReplyDeleteThe Courts are winding down
The cabs are calling it a night
It’s raining in the Red Room twenty paces south
Where no one should be, everyone’s around
I need some green paint
I need a paint brush
I need some splash guard
I need some green paint
Did I hear my name?
ReplyDeleteGreen is better, but I prefer that you address me as Mr. Green, so as not to confuse me with Reverend Green, a less handsome inanimate object from the game Clue. My fans aren't the sharpest light bulbs in the bunch, so you need to be clear.
Crystal clear.
Dear Mr. Green,
ReplyDeleteI do not like your bobblehead.
I want to beat it… with a loaf of bread.
Or rip it off with a tweezer.
It makes you look like an old geezer.
He's a bobblehead, what did you expect EMT? He's shorter than a smurf so my guess is that he has a serious Napoleon complex. And he may even have blue balls like a Smurf. Plus, he's a real shitty hockey player so he's got other things to worry about besides earning your approval.
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