Ha! Good point, Moldy. Besides, isn't handle-pulling generally forbidden on Sundays? Door, I think maybe you should go prop yourself closed for a few hours and think about what you've done. You can stick your handle back out again after Mya clears a three-block radius.
You know what I like? Watching the renegades who go through the kitchen to escape the voyeuristic nature of the unlockable bathroom and in their hurry, trip down the stairs they had just climbed not 2 minutes before and get hit in the face with the swinging door that looks like it should be on a dude ranch and then seek consolation from me, Summers Old Floor.
New Door: A door that goes both was is very appealing. But seriously, come football season, you had better be using your kickstand.
When you cut through the kitchen, you almost forget all about that pesky Summers New Door.
ReplyDeleteHa! Good point, Moldy. Besides, isn't handle-pulling generally forbidden on Sundays? Door, I think maybe you should go prop yourself closed for a few hours and think about what you've done. You can stick your handle back out again after Mya clears a three-block radius.
ReplyDeleteMT, I'm only pesky because I don't go both ways like the kitchen doors.
ReplyDeleteYou know what I like? Watching the renegades who go through the kitchen to escape the voyeuristic nature of the unlockable bathroom and in their hurry, trip down the stairs they had just climbed not 2 minutes before and get hit in the face with the swinging door that looks like it should be on a dude ranch and then seek consolation from me, Summers Old Floor.
ReplyDeleteNew Door: A door that goes both was is very appealing. But seriously, come football season, you had better be using your kickstand.