I would like to point out that I scored the game-winning goal the other night so all of those bloggers out there who doubt my ability to play hockey, how you like me now?
And can I just say, WTF Coach Shanahan? Granted the football I'm used to has three downs and a 110-year field, two teams called the Roughriders, and you get a point for catching a missed field goal, but no coach I know would pull his QB in the last two minutes of the game and then say he thought his backup quarterback gave the team a better chance to win the game. Hell, where I come from, if the guy gives you a better chance to win the game, he's a starter.
I know that because I'm in Washington I'm supposed to be a team player, but that's bullshit.
Seriously, worst day ever. I don't even know if I want to play again. Watching Sexy Rexy toss aside October's issue of Cat Fancy and skip onto the field only to let the ball slip through his little-girl hands on the first play was nothing short of an insult. But no, I'm a professional and luckily, there are some more games left.
ReplyDeleteI hate cats. That wasn't my issue of Cat Fancy, that was Graham Gano's.
ReplyDeleteI know what I saw. Anyways, I am tired of listening to you quote lines from Cosmo Girl and say how much Justin Bieber reminds you of yourself a couple years ago. Get over it.
ReplyDeletePS. Graham has 13 cats.
There's only one sexy in town. Me. Bix Sexy Mike Green.
ReplyDeletethis is why I hate pro athletes, too much drama. If you ladies can't adjust your attitudes, I will always remained closed to you.
ReplyDeleteThe only pro athlete in DC is the one I see in the mirror every morning.
ReplyDeleteDonovan Jamal McNabb! Boy, you better git in this house right now and eat your Chunky soup. Quit all tha hollerin until you win a game baby. Now git in here!
ReplyDeleteKing Me.
ReplyDeleteSalesman is king. As the best salesman I am king of kings. Oh, you say Jesus is king of kings? Well, what does that say to you about how I think of myself.
ReplyDeleteDwight Schrute... you're banned.
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