10. No Mya
9. No Little Gary
8. No Mean Joe Green
7. No Oregon Ducks Fans
6. No that guy who pisses Gino off
5. No...
Oh who the hell am I kidding? I fucking hate the mall. Just because I don't run into the above listed idiots at the mall doesn't mean the mall is better, it just means I don't see them or I need to clean my glasses. I hate the mall and I love Summers
4. Auntie Anne's
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2. No Actual Moldy Tiles.
1. No Canadians.
Most Roots stores are too uppity for American malls. They are Canada's version of UGG's.
Do you call paying for health care for all your citiznes too uppity? Y'all are too uppity when you decide who gets health care coverage and who doesn't. Power to the people I say.
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