10. There's nobody at Summers during the holiday season.
9. Summers doesn't have a Yankee Candle store.
8. People don't stand to the left on the escalators at Summers.
7. I know where everything in Summers is without looking at a floor plan.
6. There are no screaming kids at Summers.
5. Summers has pitchers of beer.
4. Ugg boots are banned at Summers.
3. Summers has a washroom I can find easily and use more easily than that.
2. The only massages at Summers are in the dungeon out of my sight, not in the food
court where I can see obeseters getting their rolls kneaded while I try to eat.
1. There's nobody at Summers actually trying to sell me anything, unlike the pushy
cart vendors at the Mall. I mean I have to chew my right arm off and use it to beat
Joe over the head to get someone to come to the Red Room to serve me beer.
At least its not a New York Yankee candle store. If it was it would be more overpriced than Derek Jeter.
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