Summers Advent Calendar 2014 - Day 8

A Vistaprint promo code.

That way Joe could print menus that reflected the beer and food he was actually serving.

Summers Advent Calendar 2014 - Day 7

One free lesson on how to use Google calendar.

That way customers might now when the Red Room/ Peach Room/ Second Base bar might actually be open.

Summers Advent Calendar 2014 - Day 6

Comcast gift card.

As long as there is one HD television in Summers, it should have HD television service, right?

Summers Advent Calendar 2014 - Day 5

An HD television.

According to the advertisements, that's one HD television down, and only 59 to go.

Summers Advent Calendar 2014 - Day 4

A calculator.

A calculator might help Joe figure out how many HD tvs are actually in Summers.

Summers Advent Calendar 2014 - Day 3

A kegerator.

Every customer's beer is always so flat and warm when it is served that a portable keg with its own refrigeration should help, right?

Summers Advent Calendar 2014 - Day 2

Bratwurst.

It is listed on all the laminated specials menus you completely wasted money on printing, so you might want to have some more in the larder in case you do not have enough blue electrical tape to "update" all the menus.

Summers Advent Calendar 2014 - Day 1

A keg of Yeungling.

Seriously, how many times can one bar run out of Yeungling in a given week? Its the most popular beer in the bar and its brewed just down the street in Pottsville, Pennsylvania. After the Advent keg runs out just drive up there or order more.