It's Our Summers

It's our Summers we can do what we want

It's our Summers we can say what we want

It's our Summers we can love who we want
We can kiss who we want
We can sing what we want

Red Bull and sweaty glasses everywhere
Hands in the air like Sammi don't care
'Cause we came to have drinks for cheap
Bet somebody here totes falls asleep

If you're not ready to go home     

Can I get a "Hell, no!"? (Hell yes)
'Cause we're gonna go all night
'Til we see the picklebacks, alright

So la da di da di
We like to party
Dancing with Laurie
Doing whatever we want
This is our Summers
This is our rules

But Joe can't stop
But Joe won't stop
Can't Joe see it's we who own the night?
Can't Joe see it's we who 'bout that life?

And we can't stop
And we won't stop
We run things, things don't run we
Don't take nothing from nobody
Yeah, yeah

It's our Summers we can do what we want
It's our Summers we can say what we want
It's our Summers we can love who we want
We can kiss who we want
We can sing what we want

To my home boy here with the big beard
Shaking it like we in the Red room
Remember only God can judge ya
Forget the haters 'cause somebody loves ya
And everyone in line in the bathroom
Trying to get  the one stall that works
We all so turned up here
Getting worked up by all the jerks

So la da di da di
We like to party
Dancing with Laurie
Doing whatever we want
This is our Summers
This is our rules

But Joe can't stop
But Joe won't stop
Can't you see it's we who own the night?
Can't you see it's we who 'bout that life?

And we can't stop
And we won't stop
We run things, things don't run we
Don't take nothing from nobody

Legion of Gloom

The only thing worse than Peyton Manning's performance on Sunday was Javelin Joe's. I don't want to start 2014 with a rant, but Coors Light isn't really a beer special because it really isn't a beer. And who the hell wanted a Chicago-style hot dog with a dashof celery salt? The Chicago Bears weren't in the Super Bowl and the Super Bowl wasn't played in Chicago (not that it was played in New York by the Broncos either). You would have been much better off trying to serve some New York themed dishes like a knish or some baked pretzels. And what's up with the 1992 clip art image? The Detroit Lions haven't been in the Super Bowl since... man, I'm terrible at math... carry the one... since never.

Joe really needs to focus less on shitty grammatically-incorrect poster (there was only one in the entire bar) and more on improving the service. Okay, so the service might not get better that quickly so let's focus on branding. Buy Summers-themed electrical tape to hang the posters and proof-read them before you hang them up or you'll turn that 16 oz. can of PBR into a 16 oz. can't.