Summer Vacation: Day 4

Time to find a barber. Today.

I need to ixnay the fauxhawk. Only Stanley Cup winners and rock stars wear fauxhawks. I am neither.

Summer Vacation: Day 2

Time to figure out what the fuck restricted free agency is.

I become a restricted free agent on July 1, but I certainly don't want to be restricted to playing in Washington again. Coach just quit and this team can't past the second round of the NHL playoffs.

Sure, I'll miss Cafe Asia and riding my Vespa to practice, but I want to play on a team that can win.

Summer Vacation: Day 1

Mike Green Bobblehead here. I just wanted to let you know that I will be keeping a daily summer vacation diary here on Slumlog so that all the Greeniacs and every member of Green's Gang know what I am doing on my summer vacation.

Sure our playoff run ended early, but that just gives me more time blog and to connect with my fans. When we win the Stanley Cup next year you all will be able to look back and know exactly how we did it because I will document every single step of that process in this blog. You may be able to take the knowledge and apply it to your own Stanley Cup playoff run.

Day 1 of summer vacation started off with a bang because Coach quit.

An excellent way to build a solid foundation for next year.

Seminal Moment

I told Alexander Semin Bobble Head to stop taking so many stupid people penalties and look what happens. We win a second round playoff game for the first time in recent memory. I told Ovechkin Bobble Head to stop going out so much at night and just shoot the puck during games and look what happens. We win a second round playoff game for the first time in recent memory. With all the sage advice I give my bobble head teammates, I should be wearing the C. I should be the captain of this fucking team and not some rowdy Russian.