Seminal Moment

I told Alexander Semin Bobble Head to stop taking so many stupid people penalties and look what happens. We win a second round playoff game for the first time in recent memory. I told Ovechkin Bobble Head to stop going out so much at night and just shoot the puck during games and look what happens. We win a second round playoff game for the first time in recent memory. With all the sage advice I give my bobble head teammates, I should be wearing the C. I should be the captain of this fucking team and not some rowdy Russian.