A Vistaprint promo code.
That way Joe could print menus that reflected the beer and food he was actually serving.
Tuesday, December 9, 2014
Summers Advent Calendar 2014 - Day 7
One free lesson on how to use Google calendar.
That way customers might now when the Red Room/ Peach Room/ Second Base bar might actually be open.
That way customers might now when the Red Room/ Peach Room/ Second Base bar might actually be open.
Summers Advent Calendar 2014 - Day 6
Comcast gift card.
As long as there is one HD television in Summers, it should have HD television service, right?
As long as there is one HD television in Summers, it should have HD television service, right?
Summers Advent Calendar 2014 - Day 5
An HD television.
According to the advertisements, that's one HD television down, and only 59 to go.
According to the advertisements, that's one HD television down, and only 59 to go.
Summers Advent Calendar 2014 - Day 4
A calculator.
A calculator might help Joe figure out how many HD tvs are actually in Summers.
A calculator might help Joe figure out how many HD tvs are actually in Summers.
Wednesday, December 3, 2014
Summers Advent Calendar 2014 - Day 3
A kegerator.
Every customer's beer is always so flat and warm when it is served that a portable keg with its own refrigeration should help, right?
Every customer's beer is always so flat and warm when it is served that a portable keg with its own refrigeration should help, right?
Summers Advent Calendar 2014 - Day 2
Bratwurst.
It is listed on all the laminated specials menus you completely wasted money on printing, so you might want to have some more in the larder in case you do not have enough blue electrical tape to "update" all the menus.
It is listed on all the laminated specials menus you completely wasted money on printing, so you might want to have some more in the larder in case you do not have enough blue electrical tape to "update" all the menus.
Monday, December 1, 2014
Summers Advent Calendar 2014 - Day 1
A keg of Yeungling.
Seriously, how many times can one bar run out of Yeungling in a given week? Its the most popular beer in the bar and its brewed just down the street in Pottsville, Pennsylvania. After the Advent keg runs out just drive up there or order more.
Seriously, how many times can one bar run out of Yeungling in a given week? Its the most popular beer in the bar and its brewed just down the street in Pottsville, Pennsylvania. After the Advent keg runs out just drive up there or order more.
Monday, October 20, 2014
Rocktoberfest - Day 20
They call it Summers Monday
But Tuesday's just as bad.
They call it Summers Monday
But Tuesday's just as bad.
Lord, and Wednesday's worse
And Thursday's all so bad.
The karaoke's crap on Friday,
Saturday I try to avoid this dive.
No one's here on Friday,
Saturday this place ain't alive.
Sunday I just stay home,
Gonna kneel down and pray.
Joe have mercy,
Joe have mercy on me.
Joe have mercy,
Joe have mercy on me.
Though I'm tryin' to find a reason to come here,
Pretty much everything is shit but the beer.
Monday, October 13, 2014
Rocktoberfest - Day 13
Everybody's got a secret, Sonny,
Something that they just can't face,
Some folks spend their whole lives drinking to forget it.
They carry it with them every shot that they take.
Till some happy hour they just cut it loose
Cut it loose or let it drag 'em down,
In the Red Room no one asks any questions,
or looks too long in your face,
In the darkness on the edge of Summers.
In the darkness on the edge of Summers.
Some customers are born to be kind,
Other customers are just damn rude, anyhow,
I lost track of my tab and I lost my mind,
Them things don't seem to matter much to me now.
Tonight I'll be on that stool 'cause I just can't stop,
I'll drink on that stool with everything I got,
Lives on the line where dreams are doomed and lost,
I'll be there on time and I'll pay the cost,
For wanting things when servers can't be found
In the darkness on the edge of Summers.
In the darkness on the edge of Summers.
Something that they just can't face,
Some folks spend their whole lives drinking to forget it.
They carry it with them every shot that they take.
Till some happy hour they just cut it loose
Cut it loose or let it drag 'em down,
In the Red Room no one asks any questions,
or looks too long in your face,
In the darkness on the edge of Summers.
In the darkness on the edge of Summers.
Some customers are born to be kind,
Other customers are just damn rude, anyhow,
I lost track of my tab and I lost my mind,
Them things don't seem to matter much to me now.
Tonight I'll be on that stool 'cause I just can't stop,
I'll drink on that stool with everything I got,
Lives on the line where dreams are doomed and lost,
I'll be there on time and I'll pay the cost,
For wanting things when servers can't be found
In the darkness on the edge of Summers.
In the darkness on the edge of Summers.
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