Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Summers Advent Calendar 2013 - Day 2

It's not the second day of December either. Maxima mea culpa.We had back taxes we had to file and spent 18 months in prison because our attorney was too busy trying to calculate the income tax we were required to file rather than prepare our case for the courts after we placed a $1 bet with the Arlington County government based on the fact that we thought that Joe would have at lest two million customers a day for his coverage of the 2012 London Olympics. Sure, the odds were 1000-1 that he wouldn't have that many customers, but we believed in him even though it was the Olympics and even though NBC was showing events on four channels and even though he only had one sign and even though he wasn't open for most of the live coverage, our faith was rewarded and our bet came in and as a result we made a billion dollars on which we never paid income tax which got us thrown in jail which is why we have been so quiet the last 18 months. Tax evasion incarceration is a bitch.

So behind door number 2 are these wise words of advice: gambling is for suckers.

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