Thursday, August 18, 2011

Summers Van Winkle

Who the hell put the roofie in my drink?

I feel like I've been asleep for twenty years but its only been three weeks judging by the last blog post. The last thing I remember is some tourist that looked vaguely familiar and bore a striking resemblance to an overweight Josh Hartnet with a bad goatee walking into the Red Room and yelling "Who's Ready for a Bear Fight?"

And then yelling "Who's ready for another Bear Fight?"

And then yelling it again and again and ag...


  1. Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

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  3. I love my sleep like a schoolboy loves his pie
    Like a Kentucky Colonel loves his mintn' rye