The Red Room was deader than the Redskins bandwagon and Rick Perry's presidential ambitions put together tonight.
Being by myself all evening game me time to ponder my pathetic position and sorry situation but all I could think about is where I would rather be.
Here's a list of the top ten places I would rather have been tonight:
2. The DMV.
3. The Titanic.
4. Watching the movie Titanic.
5. My first Sadie Hawkins dance.
6. The Sea of Tranquility.
7. My grandmother's funeral.
8. Baltic or Mediterranean Avenue.
9. Vomiting off Key Bridge.
10. At Band Camp.
11. Four Courts.