On the second day of Christmas, Joe gave to me two different fish specials and a bartender in a pear tree.
Two different fish specials in the same week? Joe should go back to reading the Yelp reviews so that he knows the fish specials aren't so special in the first place. We also all know that he has trouble pulling customers in through the front door, so his brilliant strategy is to give them more of the same? There are better food items and Joe should think about letting his customers know what else is available.
Garbage Salad and Russian Trashcan Tuesday would be a good start.