Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Breaking News: Hosni Mubarak Steals Summers Salsa Dancing Trophy

In an attempt to shore up his crumbling regime and try and maintain his hold on power, Muhammad Hosni Sayyid Mubarak, the current President of the Arab Republic of Egypt, has reportedly stolen the Summers Salsa Dancing Trophy (and a 1/3 of a pack of cigarettes) and sold it on the black market to fund his patronage program and pay his supporters.

In the chaos after the theft was discovered, an undercover Maltan sleeper cell agent that was interviewed had this to say, "Hey, we have new specials but we have no trophy."

When asked to elaborate further, he said, "Hey, rogue facebook fan pages launder money for home-grown terrorists."

When asked to explain that, he simply said, "Hey, I wish I had Michael Fazio working security."

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