When we did our year-end survey at Slumlong Inc., the primary reason given for declining readership was that we never posted anything ever.
The secondary reason given for declining readership was that we were always too serious.
Mea culpa readers. We hear you. In trying to keep Summers and Summers management on the straight and narrow we lost sight of what our readers really wanted. Our readers want to keep their fingers on the pulse of the Summers heartbeat but they want to have fun too. To that end, we're going to make some format changes in 2017.
We will continue to keep Summers, Summers management and Summers wait staff in the cross-hairs of our withering and acerbic assault, but we will also try and amuse ourselves and our readers too. In that vein, please enjoy what we hope to be the first of many musical interludes this year:
(Please disregard references to going for cigarettes and matches in the shops, the eyes of Madame George, playing dominoes in drag or the smell of sweet perfume, this post is about music and is not intended as social commentary.):