Big Joe Gloop! Big Joe Gloop!
The great big greedy nincompoop.
How long could we allow this curmudgeon
To store naughty bartenders in his dungeon?
Every time he wanted to?
Great Scott Cote, that just won't do!
However long this Joe might live,
We're positive he'd never give
the smallest bit of fun
or happiness to anyone
So what we do in cases such
As this, we use the gentle touch
We carefully invite people to Summers
and not so carefully give them all hummers.