Thursday, July 8, 2010

I Saw The Sign

I saw the sign and it opened my eyes. I saw the sign, but nobody is going to drag me to the light side of Summers where I belong. Seriously, I love the new Red Room at Summers (well, actually I am kind of sweet on Summers New Door and truth be told I like it better), but why is there a sign for the Red Room all the way at the back by the back door exit? I mean if I am in the Red Room and I am allllll the way back here in the deepest darkest corner of it, I am pretty sure that I have already been enticed into entering into entering the Red Room and its not like I'm suddenly going to think OH MY GOD, I need to have a private here and this sign was the thing that convinced me. On the other hand, I'm kind of impressed that Mean Joe Green is advertising something. Which reminds me, I think I saw a sign for the Peroni beer special for one split section, but I can't be sure. On the other other hand, I've been to Summers a few time before, and I have never ever, and I do mean ever, seen a private party there. Maybe I haven't been invited to any of the private parties that have actually been hosted here, but I've also never been turned away either. I'm also not sure that I have ever seen entertainment there, but I have always been entertained.

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  3. The plastic signs are supposed to eliminate all confusion about the Redrum, but it seems as though they're doing just the opposite. If I were a concerned, do-gooding patron I might be inclined to rip one off the wall in a tortured rage. Good thing Joe Daddy has this one securely bolted to the wall in four places. Speaking of which... maybe while he's at it he should bolt a lock to the bathroom door. Or maybe put a purse hook under the bar somewhere. Just a crazy thought.

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  4. Its odd that a sports bar would be open for "*Sports Events". You guys better be open during Caps games, because if you aren't I will metro over during intermission and yell at you.

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