2/3 cup of a lightly packed bar
3 tables of drained customers
3 cloves garlic (to keep away the Vampire Myastat)
4 tablespoons lemon juice (to drown the taste of everything I order)
1 teaspoon angina paste (just the idea of a salsa night breaks my heart)
1/2 teaspoon of (Dijuno this is the worst idea Joe has ever had) mustard?
Salt & Pepper to (oh my god nothing is going to get ride of this) taste