I pulled into Summers, I was feelin about half past dead
Just need to find a place where I can say zee like zed
"Hey, androgynous hermaphrodite, can I get a beer?"
He/she just grinned and asked are you queer?
And no was all that Joe said
Take a load off Sammy
Take a load for free
Take a load off Sammy
Shitty serivce affects me
I picked up my backpack and went looking for a place to hide
Saw Carmen and the First Soprano walkin' side by side
I said, "Hey First Soprano, come on, would you go down on me?"
She said, "Well I gotta go, and I just don't do that for free."
Take a load off Mya
Take a load for free
She's the worst bartender
That I ever did see
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