Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Things I'm Not Thankful For...

I've lost the holiday spirit and I'm back to doom & gloom. For those that counsel always look on the bright side of life, I say don't hate the player, hate the game.

This stuff really sucked at Summers during November...

1. Blue Tape - Jesus H. Christ this pisses me off. Now I don't want to get off on another rant here, but
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Yo?

Ess-Dog?

Holla!

Its Eminem.

Wazzap?

Joe ain't gonna do nothing but piss me off. Lid to the can of whoop ass. Just twist me off. See me leap out. Pull my bank roll out. Fuck payin, I'm just tryin to see if the Yeungling keg it out.

No diggety, No doubt my brother.

Peace out Dog.

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Seriously. Why does every fucking sign have to be put up with blue tape? Its pathetic. Go next door to CVS and buy some clear tape for crying out loud. Hell, I'd pay into a kitty just so I didn't have to see blue tape ever again at Summers. Seriously, Summers has two colors, red and green. Blue is no part of the Summers palette. And I know I'm belaboring a point, but think outside the dungeon for two seconds Joe, buy some new sign-hanging tape! Give yourself an early Christmas present.

2. The Redskins - This is not Joe's fault, but the team stunk up the joint worse than the smoke in the Red Room.

3. The Tea Party - I was disappointed to discover this was not in fact a band from Windsor, Ontario.

4. Salsa Night - I'd order a mojito at Summers like I'd order sushi at Summers.

5. Oregon Ducks - I know they're cheating somehow. Nobody scores that much.

6. Flyers Fans - How come the sparkly fists only appear at playoff time? Part-timers.

7. Baseball - I know they didn't play during November but its the most boring sport ever.

8. Red Room Service - If you're going to keep the Red Room open, send someone back there to count the dead soldiers like once every 15 minutes? Hell, I'd be happy with every 30 minutes just so I could update Google calendar and then tweet it out just to let everyone know. I think it is the not knowing that hurts the most.

4 comments:

  1. NcNabb@Redskins4Evah.comDecember 1, 2010 at 12:27 PM

    RE: Oregon Ducks. They are cheating. They have wings on their shoulders. It's not fair. But I would probably play better with those.

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  2. Red Bull gives you wings. Try that first.

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  3. McNabb@Redskins4Evah.comDecember 1, 2010 at 10:43 PM

    Hey Butterfingers, I don't need any input from you. kthxbye

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  4. Okay mama's boy. Go eat your soup.

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