Obviously, the greatest Canadian pick up line is a case of Molson Canadian, or a Two-Four as we call it in Canada. Don't worry, you wouldn't understand. Two-Four is a measurement of the metric system.
Entre Nous: They're actually serving Molson Canadian on Molson Candian night again, which is a welcome relief considering it hadn't been available for three weeks.
But I digress. The latest Molson Canadian gimmick is to offer great Canadian pick up lines on the back label. "I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's Cuddle." is a good one, but "I'm a man who drinks beer from an Awesome Land. Need I say more?" is even better, but I was too drunk to take a good picture because I was about six Canadians in at this point celebrating its long overdue return. The irony is that whenever I'm in Canada picking up hotties, the most successful pickup line I have is "I'm American."
Perhaps most riveting and yet most haunting about the entire episode is that despite the return of Molson Canadian and despite the fact that it was a happy hump day, Summers was deader than my love life.
I'm cold just thinking about how empty the red room is. Let's Cuddle.