Now I don't want to get off on another rant here, but what it up with the sun? I mean how super hot & sickeningly humid was it today? Sure it was my own damn fault for going out in dark jeans and a black t-shirt, but come on, it was so cold in the apartment I had to wear a sweater.
As I ventured out to get a cup of coffee because I'm too cheap to make my own, I realized how hot it was. The sun was so hot it felt like weasels ripped my flesh. As I took my second step, I realized I was totally dehydrated. I needed something to drink. I was thirsty, I was parched, I was delirious.
In my delerium, I thought to myself, what the fuck happened to the chips & salsa at Summers?
Seriously, as thirsty as I was today, I've never been more thirsty than after eating stale tortilla chips at Summers. It doesn't take a genius to realize thirsty customers means more beer consumed. Lord knows I've wasted enough money at Summers to deserve a free week-old tortilla chip.
But no, in his infinite wisdowm, Mean Joe Green stopped serving free chips.
How many time does he have to throw his javelin in his own foot before he realizes he needs to be more customer friendly?