Thursday, December 2, 2010

Slummers Advent Calendar - Day 2

And behind Door 2, I find a pair of Ugg boots someone donated because they were afraid to wear them out in public because they look like shit and are not an appropriate form of dress for anyone.


  1. You'd better check yourself Door... Oprah has a pair of bedazzled UGG's on her Favorite Things 2010 List. These boots are flying off the shelves and will these be kicking up your filthy doorstop and leaving smudge stains all over you. "Aren't they just so dazzling?" Oprah says.

  2. Hey Oprah, if you had spent less time bedazzling crappy boots and more time losing weight, we might still be together.

  3. McNabb@Redskins4Evah.comDecember 3, 2010 at 2:35 PM

    Tom Brady is the new face for the UGG men's line. Rex, that sooo should have been yours.