Monday, December 13, 2010

Top 10 Reasons the Mall is Better than Summers

10. No Mya
9. No Little Gary
8. No Mean Joe Green
7. No Oregon Ducks Fans
6. No that guy who pisses Gino off
5. No...

Oh who the hell am I kidding? I fucking hate the mall. Just because I don't run into the above listed idiots at the mall doesn't mean the mall is better, it just means I don't see them or I need to clean my glasses. I hate the mall and I love Summers


  1. 4. Auntie Anne's
    3. Cleaner Floors
    2. No Actual Moldy Tiles.
    1. No Canadians.

    Most Roots stores are too uppity for American malls. They are Canada's version of UGG's.

  2. Prime Minister Stephen HarperDecember 14, 2010 at 8:23 PM

    Do you call paying for health care for all your citiznes too uppity? Y'all are too uppity when you decide who gets health care coverage and who doesn't. Power to the people I say.

  3. T. Brady (MVP-NE PAT)December 14, 2010 at 10:21 PM

    Who are you?