Monday, March 21, 2011

Slummers Inferno - Seventh Circle (Outer Ring)

This ring houses the violent against bartenders and barstools. Offenders are immersed in Phlegethon, a river of terrible music and even worse service. Inhabitants of this circle are punished to a level commensurate with their sins. The loudest person I've ever know is immersed up to their mouth for calling a Summers bartender a professional. The Orlandroid is immersed up to his shoulders for using his arms to knock down all of the barstools. The Centaurs, the half-horse half-bartenders commanded by Joeron, patrol the ring, firing firey javelins into those trying to escape.

3 comments:

  1. OH MY GGGOOODDDDDD!!!! I'M BURNING UP!!!!!

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  2. Wrong circle. Blasphemers and liars are in a different circle, but thanks for the input. Ciao.

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  3. Last night I dreamed of murdering a barstool. Does that count? But seriously, okay - maybe this is the wrong circle for me. But I'm definitely not a Blasphemer or Liar -- Ess-Dog is. I am clearly a Spendthrift (Waster). Fourth Circle.

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