Friday, June 4, 2010

Giant Foaking Q

This post isn't strictly Summers-related per se, but I had to share the story anyway.

I just got carded for buying NyQuil.

What the foaq is up with that? Apparently its an age-restricted substance. It is NyQuil for crying out loud; it is not Colt 45. Second, I look like I'm forty-five the way I abuse my body in the Redrum at Summers. You're really going to ask for my i.d. for a small bottle of NyQuil?

That's worse service than Nathan used to provide. But at least he never carded me.

2 comments:

  1. Clearly this means that you aren't using NyQuil in the right way, if you can't understand why they would card you. Next time try buying a giant foaqing bottle and chugging it. Then try remembering your own name, let alone finding your ID card. I'm not saying I actually know what it'll do to you, but I'll bet it's something good.

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  2. Oh my god, I totally get why I was carded NOW.

    I just woke up from fourteen hours of the most glorious uninterupted sleep I have had in years. I also understand why the receipt has a giant "You must be 18 years of age or older to purchase medicine containing dextromethorphan" warning. And why there is a reminder to help Prevent Teen Cough Medicine Abuse.

    I was just taken aback by the fact I got carded. But considering this stuff is yummy and I still feel like I'm high, I get it. I would also never chug the stuff, that's what the darling little plastice shot glass are for.

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