I hereby announce a Red Room ban on all Philadelphia Flyers fans. Dammit you dirty bastards, hockey season hasn't even started yet, and I'm already hating. I blame Chris Pronger. That guy is a dirty Darcy Tucker, if you know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink.
Whether they're running around with their sparkly fists or Flyers Flags or with the worst haircuts in the NHL since Jaromir Jagr (yeah, I hate you too Scott Hartnell), they're loud and annoying and not welcome anywhere, especially the Red Room.
The Red Room is Rock the Red territory.
Which means Daniel Briere isn't welcome either (yeah, I hate you too Daniel Briere) because he's the biggest cry baby in professional sports since Albert Haynesworth.
Anyone wearing orange will be promptly escorted out by Sonny.
Seeing someone escorted out by Sonny. That's worth a cover charge. Hope Donna is getting the White Russian maker ready for Michigan-Michigan State. GO BLUE!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI refuse to open for any Flyers fan or any Michigan fan. Six of one, half a dozen of the other.
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