Monday, January 10, 2011

Choking Hazard

I'm still haunted by the way we choked in the NHL playoffs last year. My psyche is fragile and I still haven't recovered and my personal stats prove it, so I hope the Oregon Sucks don't choke tonight.

This is their chance on the national stage and as much as I hate them because Ducks have been tarnished as a team mascot since Joshua Jackson (I'm still haunted by his performance in the Dawson's Creek series finale) and the Anaheim Mighty Ducks ruined the name forever lo those many years ago.

I also like Cam Newton because it makes me think of fig newtons.


  1. When I close my eyes, all I can see is the scene from Summers last night. If that's not haunting, I don't know what is.