Monday, January 17, 2011

What's the deal with Mark McGrath?

Is it just me, or is Mark McGrath slumming when he hosts karaoke at Slummers? I just wanna fly (away from here), indeed.

Ethan Hawke was terrible in Before Sunrise (although the performance was haunting), but he was great in Training Day so its a step down to hang out at Summers on Fridays one would think.

The silver lining is at least I know what Matt Bomer has been doing on his break between episodes of White Collar. He's been hosting karaoke at Summers.

Enough with the scruffy look and the houndstooth hat pulled down low over one eye.

You can put lipstick on a ditch pig and call it a Summers DJ, or you can dress it up and make it look like the lead singer of Sugar Ray or a guy who peaked in Dead Poets Society or some guy I've never even heard of, but you're still a shitty DJ who can't sing and is playing to completely disinterested alcoholics in a nearly empty Red Room.

When you're singing every song and you're walking up and down empty aisles, just close your eyes and wish you weren't there, hope you just fade away.


1 comment:

  1. I love listening to Sugar Ray before a game, and it sure beats the hell out of playing soccer with the Russians in the hallway to warm up before a game.