Oh my God, I don't even know where to start. I could point out the additional comma after Tue. or the lack of space between 9:30PM but that's more about what a terrible sign it is than what a terrible idea it is. Salsa night has been so poorly attended that the $100 cash prize will put you $90 in hole and that's counting the money you took in when you were stupid enough to charge people for an event that nobody wanted to attend. I don't even want to think about what the trophy will look like, and Salsa Contest trophy images will haunt my dreams. I will also be haunted by the fact that there's a salsa contest and no fantasy sports teams sponsored by Summers or playoff football pools even though Summers is a fucking sports bar. Know your customers Joe, know your customers. As far as I am concerned, there are no winners in this slasa contest, only losers.
Monday, January 10, 2011
The Decade's First Worst Idea Ever
Oh my God, I don't even know where to start. I could point out the additional comma after Tue. or the lack of space between 9:30PM but that's more about what a terrible sign it is than what a terrible idea it is. Salsa night has been so poorly attended that the $100 cash prize will put you $90 in hole and that's counting the money you took in when you were stupid enough to charge people for an event that nobody wanted to attend. I don't even want to think about what the trophy will look like, and Salsa Contest trophy images will haunt my dreams. I will also be haunted by the fact that there's a salsa contest and no fantasy sports teams sponsored by Summers or playoff football pools even though Summers is a fucking sports bar. Know your customers Joe, know your customers. As far as I am concerned, there are no winners in this slasa contest, only losers.
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Sweet. Another trophy in my trophy case. Just so happens that I have a haunting rendition of Super Bowl XLI all ready to go for such an event.
ReplyDeleteOH NO HE DIDN'T!!! That trophy is MINE! Rex you better step off, bro. JCB's bout to get low!
ReplyDeleteGet real. You haven't lived, yet alone, been haunted, until you have seen me do the Litter Box Shuffle, Meow Meetup, Lindy Leap, the Texas Four Step, The Running Paws, and the Sprinkler. I hope that trophy comes engraved. This is in the bag.
ReplyDeleteI need a new sports bar. I really do. CC Sports Pub...I'm all yours.
ReplyDeleteHey @anonymous, is the CC Sports pub the place next to the 7-11 with the $7.99 steak dinner and naked ladies, because if that's a sports bar I will put up with the naked ladies just to watch a good EPL game.
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