Monday, January 10, 2011
The Decade's First Worst Idea Ever
Oh my God, I don't even know where to start. I could point out the additional comma after Tue. or the lack of space between 9:30PM but that's more about what a terrible sign it is than what a terrible idea it is. Salsa night has been so poorly attended that the $100 cash prize will put you $90 in hole and that's counting the money you took in when you were stupid enough to charge people for an event that nobody wanted to attend. I don't even want to think about what the trophy will look like, and Salsa Contest trophy images will haunt my dreams. I will also be haunted by the fact that there's a salsa contest and no fantasy sports teams sponsored by Summers or playoff football pools even though Summers is a fucking sports bar. Know your customers Joe, know your customers. As far as I am concerned, there are no winners in this slasa contest, only losers.