Oh, the tiles may all have mold,
And the puke may be twenty minutes old.
But when I find myself down on my luck,
I always remember that I have my Oregon Ducks.
Given a little perspective, it is all just a game,
Isn't it? But I am sad all the same.
The Ducks will live to play another day,
but for Cam Newton, the FBI might have another say.
It was an honor just to make it there,
Even if it made me yell like a damn Grizzly Bear.